May 21, 2024

Comment spammer dumped entire spam template into one comment… oops!

Some spammer/script-bot just dumped their entire spam template data into my comments section on this blog. Clearly, this was some sort of bug or mistake. What idiots! The ip address resolved to Guangdong, Zhaoqing, China. I have pasted it in it’s entirety below; unedited with all it’s bad spelling and grammar. I left the name out (probably fake, anyway) as well as the URL they so generously entered. At least this comment was very easy to identify as spam… No one has that much to say about my blog, LOL.
Ironically, the comment was posted in the comments section on my blog post about Google Analytics spamming; Russia spamming my Google Analytics for Trump; BIGLY!

That image above, by the way is not Spam… it’s something far worse. It’s some can of awful sludge that an ex-housemate left when moving out; pseudo-Spam… knock off, cheap Spam substitute. Did we really need a Spam substitute that is worse?

Not Spam, something worse.
Not Spam, something worse.

If I were moving out, I wouldn’t have brought it with me either. I took these pictures right before my girlfriend at the time and I opened it up to see what horrors were within. The picture on the can actually looked better than what slopped out of it.
It was really bad. The cats eat better than this. In fact the cats sniffed at it briefly and walked away. One of them licked it and just looked up at us wanting to be pet. No living thing in that house, cat or human, ate any.
Strangely, this “food product” was made by the Dial Corporation. The ingredients had weird things like “Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue.” I mean, WTF is that?!?!

Dial... as in soap?
Dial… as in soap?

The ingredients are as follows:
Beef Tripe, Beef Hearts, Chicken, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Water, Salt, Less than 2 percent: Natural Flavorings, Vinegar, Dextrose, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate.


Update (the next day):
Spambot bug just happened again. This time was a supposedly different commenter and e-mail address… exactly the same text. Still from China, again.

Stupid China Spammer Data Here:

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Chris is a creative and experienced website and web application developer with over 6 years of experience creating UI excellence and fluid User Experiences, bringing modern responsive web environments that engage users. Chris also has an additional 8 years of graphic design and publishing expertise that was perfected in the years prior to entering the web development world. Since modern website environments are necessarily and universally graphic and visual, both skill sets blend together perfectly. Chris’ focus on teamwork, coordination, and communication makes him a valuable asset to any team; creating interactive websites and spectacular graphics, in addition to demonstration videos for trade shows and training.

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